and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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