her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
love makes seman taste better
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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