the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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