Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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