what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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