How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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