She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
