Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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