How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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