Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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