it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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