got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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