dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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