I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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