what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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