the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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