would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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