Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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