Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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