Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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