At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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