We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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