I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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