It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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