Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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