i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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