Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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