no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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