just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
found the other keg... it's in the tree
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I could fuck to npr.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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