I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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