I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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