Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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