I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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