Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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