Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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