There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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