Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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