More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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