we have officially lost it.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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