Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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