Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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