I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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