I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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