The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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