he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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