i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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