Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You don't make any sense
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