happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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