You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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