im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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