Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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